Excuse me...

While I go cry myself a freaking river. WTF UTAH?

Must read.

Guys,

This blog is so good!

Movies I love.

JLG and I have been discussing what kind of movies we like. She likes Ironman, The Fighter, mystery movies, etc. I do too. In fact, I loved Captain America. And The Fighter! But, what I really like are those slow, make you think movies. Pretty much anything by Focus Feature Films. Somewhere between comedy, drama, and romance. Hard to explain. Oh, and I like war and sports movies too. Goes with the stereotype, what can I say?

Anyway! Saw a flick last night I had to spread the news about:

Beginners.

So. Good!

My favorite characters was the mom and the dog. Obvi.

But I also loved this:

Anna: You can ask me anything you want.
Oliver: Anything? What's there?
Anna: That's a tree. And Cars. Another building like this one. People in the building like us, half of them think it's never going to work out, the other half believe in magic. It's like a war between them.
Oliver: How do you know so much about people?
Anna: Well, you have to learn how to read their faces.


It was perfect. Two thumbs up.

Awkward Turtle.

Listen, I am 100% supportive of all who choose to wait until marriage. Honest.

But I must admit, I have never felt so awkward for two people on their wedding day in my entire life. Please enjoy this:



PS: Five dollars and a Diet Coke for whoever can get the code to go away on the sidebar of my blog. The end.

You know...

Completing master's degree (officially) last week was pretty awesome. It was a lot of work trying to finish while working full time. But, I did it. I freaking did it. I offish have a Master's in Political Science.

I wrote a really long thesis on The Correlation Between Local Government Tax Revenues and the Existence of Federally Designated Wilderness Lands. If you want to fall asleep, let me know... I'll let you read it.

Anyway, what was even cooler than finishing was this:









I am so grateful for all of the support and love I've gotten as I finished. Seriously, I am truly blessed with such great friends and family.

And dog.

A Normal Day

In the lives of JLG and myself:

JLG: Can you find me a Savers out here by my school?

ME: Sure, here you go: [Insert address on the west side of SLC]

JLG: Thanks! You're a life saver.

...Ten minutes later.

JLG: Ps: I don't ever want to go into Savers by myself again. EVER. Holy shit.

Kimbo on FB

Please note that was her status update...

Ang.

Angela:
I'm trying to save money
So I can become a gypsy

me:
Oh, right
and have a gypsy wedding?


Angela:
Probably

All I can think about this week...

Jennie
Let's just agree that whatever happens BYU needs to lose.

Me
I hate them so bad.
Who are they even playing? Don't care.
I just hate them.

Jennie
haha
They play Wofford.

me
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't even matter.
Wofford has to win.

Coach Taylor, please come give my Aggies a little pep talk. We need to win. And BYU needs to lose.

Amen.

"ROTFLCOPTER!"